It has been snowing in Australia lately. It is the equivalent of it snowing in June, in Canada. WEIRD!
Tim, Barnes, Barnard, DJ- Lawyer, poser. Likes to drink 26er’s in 9.20 seconds with hot chicks attached to him. Had never seen substantial snow until he came to Canada. Has numerous jobs so he can get into numerous parties. Likes to steal stuff from housekeeping. Disappears from time to time.
Mark, Huck- ADD, ladies man. Like Tim learned to Snowboard and is killing it. Memorable quotes- woooh man, I ate shit, I chirped the shit out of that guy, girl, tree, mangled, money’s in the bank. Don’t take his jacket because he will ‘fight you,’ if he doesn’t know you.
Phil- Unarguably French; can’t say his last name if you’re Australian. Will chirp you if you pronounce something different from him. Arguably best snowboarder on the strip and punished his lung one day. Likes sleep and morphine. Will hump you at the bar (boy/girl) when his GF is back in Ontario.
Jason- My roommate so that’s a good start. Another good rider who works hard for the mountain. He entertains people with his MCing at events even if it’s sometimes as corny as fuck. Likes to write poems, listen to SClub7 and drink wine. His girlfriend is as nice as pie.
Cathryn, Helen, Hez- Likes to party more than any other 24 year old on the mountain. She likes to tell people she loves them a lot when drunk, voice will break glass when drunk. Has learned to snowboard very quickly after we all gave up on her. Likes to gossip about everything.
Cat- Not the fastest walker and has had more injuries than Martin Havlat. Cat has nonetheless had fun on the party scene this season and knows and thrives on everyone’s Goss.
Matt, Dozzie- Old man of the house. Dozzie has had more epic/best days on the mountain than all of us combined. We think he likes to visit the GF when things get a little out of control in our house, but we know he likes us, especially when he’s mangled.
Lindsay- It's hard to find a good time to talk to her- not when she’s just gotten up, not when she’s just done a bong hit, not when she’s mangled on the dance floor. Lindsay is a smart/fun lass/sheila who puts up with us boys when we want to watch porn etc.
Harrison, Harry, - Best Jewish skier on the mountain, make that the best. He’s won rail jams and has been willing to teach his young disciples his tricks with the ski’s and the bong. Instead of Where’s Wally- It has been a case of Where’s Harrison- at the bar.
Steph- She won the low standards award for Guest Services but let’s continue. This girl gets mangled (there is no middle ground- some would call her a Cadbury except she can drink, so she’s a alcoholocaust*). Rumours say she has travelled to and spewed up in every major city on this side of the country.
Carla- Likes to kiss and then tell everyone how good/bad kisser they were. She is trying to become black by getting tanned and going to black nightclubs in Florida. Will clean your house for you, if she’s still partying at dawn and everyone else has gone to bed.
* Urban Dictionary.
Tim, Barnes, Barnard, DJ- Lawyer, poser. Likes to drink 26er’s in 9.20 seconds with hot chicks attached to him. Had never seen substantial snow until he came to Canada. Has numerous jobs so he can get into numerous parties. Likes to steal stuff from housekeeping. Disappears from time to time.
Mark, Huck- ADD, ladies man. Like Tim learned to Snowboard and is killing it. Memorable quotes- woooh man, I ate shit, I chirped the shit out of that guy, girl, tree, mangled, money’s in the bank. Don’t take his jacket because he will ‘fight you,’ if he doesn’t know you.
Phil- Unarguably French; can’t say his last name if you’re Australian. Will chirp you if you pronounce something different from him. Arguably best snowboarder on the strip and punished his lung one day. Likes sleep and morphine. Will hump you at the bar (boy/girl) when his GF is back in Ontario.
Jason- My roommate so that’s a good start. Another good rider who works hard for the mountain. He entertains people with his MCing at events even if it’s sometimes as corny as fuck. Likes to write poems, listen to SClub7 and drink wine. His girlfriend is as nice as pie.
Cathryn, Helen, Hez- Likes to party more than any other 24 year old on the mountain. She likes to tell people she loves them a lot when drunk, voice will break glass when drunk. Has learned to snowboard very quickly after we all gave up on her. Likes to gossip about everything.
Cat- Not the fastest walker and has had more injuries than Martin Havlat. Cat has nonetheless had fun on the party scene this season and knows and thrives on everyone’s Goss.
Matt, Dozzie- Old man of the house. Dozzie has had more epic/best days on the mountain than all of us combined. We think he likes to visit the GF when things get a little out of control in our house, but we know he likes us, especially when he’s mangled.
Lindsay- It's hard to find a good time to talk to her- not when she’s just gotten up, not when she’s just done a bong hit, not when she’s mangled on the dance floor. Lindsay is a smart/fun lass/sheila who puts up with us boys when we want to watch porn etc.
Harrison, Harry, - Best Jewish skier on the mountain, make that the best. He’s won rail jams and has been willing to teach his young disciples his tricks with the ski’s and the bong. Instead of Where’s Wally- It has been a case of Where’s Harrison- at the bar.
Steph- She won the low standards award for Guest Services but let’s continue. This girl gets mangled (there is no middle ground- some would call her a Cadbury except she can drink, so she’s a alcoholocaust*). Rumours say she has travelled to and spewed up in every major city on this side of the country.
Carla- Likes to kiss and then tell everyone how good/bad kisser they were. She is trying to become black by getting tanned and going to black nightclubs in Florida. Will clean your house for you, if she’s still partying at dawn and everyone else has gone to bed.
* Urban Dictionary.
